Que. God gave you 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see - but why did He give you only one heart?

Ans. Because He gave the other one to someone for you to find.

A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
"Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

Prevention

Most urinary tract infections in men cannot be prevented. Practicing safe sex by using condoms will help to prevent infections that are transmitted through sexual contact. In men with benign prostatic hypertrophy, cutting out caffeine and alcohol or taking certain prescription medications may help to improve urine flow and prevent the buildup of urine in the bladder, which increases the likelihood of infection.


Treatment

Doctors treat urinary tract infections with a variety of antibiotics. The results of laboratory tests on your urine can help your doctor pick the best antibiotic for your infection. In general, most uncomplicated lower tract infections will be eliminated completely by seven to 10 days of treatment. Once you finish taking the antibiotics, your doctor may ask for a repeat urine sample to check that bacteria are gone. If an upper tract infection or infection of the prostate is diagnosed, your doctor may prescribe antibiotics for three weeks or longer.

Men with severe upper tract infections may require hospital treatment and antibiotics given through an intravenous catheter (in a vein). This is especially true when nausea, vomiting and fever increase the risk of dehydration and prevent the use of oral antibiotics.

If you are an older man with an enlarged prostate causing an obstruction in your urine flow, treatment options include medications or prostate surgery.

To help prevent urinary tract infections:

  • Drink several glasses of water each day. Fluids discourage the growth of bacteria by flushing out your urinary tract. Drinking cranberry juice or taking vitamin C supplements also may deter bacterial growth by making your urine more acidic.

  • Wipe from front to back. To prevent the spread of intestinal bacteria from the rectum to the urinary tract, women always should wipe toilet tissue from front to the back after having a bowel movement.

  • Decrease the spread of bacteria during sex. If possible, cleanse the area around your genitals before having sex. Urinate after sexual intercourse to flush bacteria from your bladder. If you keep getting infections, you should talk to your doctor about using antibiotics after sex to lower the risk of developing urinary tract infections.

f your tool fails to become erect, even after repeated cranking, or if you have trouble maintaining an erection, let it rest for a while. Just about every man experiences an occasional erection problem, so try not to let it bother you. If you do, it can develop into a psychological problem that can require extensive systems-analysis to remedy. Chances are, you're just flooded with work worries, anxiety or fatigue - all of which can temporarily foul your engine. Another solution is a vacuum constriction device: When the penis is inserted into this cylinder and the attached pump engages, a vacuum is formed that causes blood to flow into the penile shaft. A rubber ring is then slipped onto the base of the penis to trap the blood in the shaft. As a last resort, you may want to consider upgrading to a penile implant.

Clearly some women and men do say "I'm too tired" when they mean "I don't want to", "I'm too stressed", "I have other things on my mind", or "I'm annoyed with you". What it means probably depends on the person. Often it is a way of getting out of sex without a confrontation -- she could just be mad that you came home late and didn't call or didn't empty the dishwasher.

But the take-home message from this study should be that women (and likely men) are not getting enough sleep, bottom line, and that there are ways men and women, as partners, can improve this. Sleep has a very important effect -- including having enough energy for sex as well as sexual performance.

Some researchers believe two things help form a foot fetish: being excited by something foot related (like a crush who goes barefoot) while you have high levels of testosterone during adolescence. The bottom line: It's not perverse. We women only fuel the foot fires: We paint our nails in sexy colors and wear high heels to spotlight them.

Women's breasts are sensitive around the tops, bottoms, and sides rather than dead on the nipples. Breast stimulation spurs the release of oxytocin, a hormone linked to social bonding. So not only will you turn her on, but the sex will be more intense because she'll feel more connected.

This car S_X position is kickass if you have bucket seats! The dashboard confession looks just like that…a confession. You (him) are sitting upright in the passenger seat and your girl is sitting on your lap and posed in a forward position with her hand on the alter….uh I mean dashboard.

She will use her hands to push and grind religiously on your lap while dusting off the dash with her sweaty palms. You (him) will place your hands on her waist or hips and help her with taking you to the "higher power" of orgasm, occasionally lifting her bottom off your staff of joy.

The downside to this position is that it has the highest "BUSTED" factor of any position. Because you are both facing the same way you can't se others, like cops, come up behind you and surprise you. And, because you are both in the same seat of an empty car that is not moving you are inviting onlookers and voyeurs to watch your girl receive her pleasure penance.

One of the biggest things women complain about is that men only compliment them when they’re already in the mood for sex and can’t wait to jump on them. Stop flattering her when you’re already drooling and instead give her small but thoughtful compliments throughout the day.

Tell her she how great she looks when you pass her in the hall on the way to class, or when she’s on her way to work. Call her the day after she made dinner for you and tell her how much you appreciated it, leave a note on her car and tell her you’re thinking about her, bring her flowers just because.

Yes, absolutely, most definitely! Every time you have sex you run the risk of getting pregnant. While various birth control methods can decrease your chances there is no 100% effective form of birth control and all are subject to user error. The only way to guarantee you will not get pregnant is to abstain.

any women find very large Tool intimidating and scary. Some may even avoid intercourse for fear of being hurt. What can you do?

Consider these tips:

  • Be open with your partner. Ask your partner for feedback, every step of the way. Reassure your partner that you won't do anything they don't feel comfortable with.

· Foreplay: Spend enough time during foreplay to prepare your partner for penetration and to allow her to relax adequately.

· Lubrication: Use ample amounts of lubricant to ease penetration and to reduce friction.

· Select the right position: Women often feel they have greater control in the woman on top position. In this position she can guide the depth of penetration better. Side by side positions also allow for less forceful and more shallow penetration.

One of men’s greatest fears about their Tool is that they’re not big enough. For some men it doesn’t matter how big it is, it will never be big enough. The truth is that for most men size is more an ego issue than anything else.
t’s vital to be aware of the fact that sex is not only about penetration, there is so much more to enjoy and explore. We are all ‘whole-body’ beings. The deepest and most satisfying experiences include all of ourselves, not just our genitals.

There has been such a focus in the media on orgasms that we take that to be the goal of sex. But it’s not a goal-directed act. Sex and sensuality are about love, pleasure, exploring, excitement. Orgasms are great, but there’s more!

It’s also important to note that very few women actually have orgasms through sheer penetration.

Techniques
Techniques that focus on oral stimulation, genital massage, expanded orgasm etc can bring enormous satisfaction, deep pleasure and orgasms.

One of the most amazing sensations is to be found in rubbing the head of your penis, lots of lubricant, on her clitoris. It feels totally different to a finger or tongue.

Different positions will also allow for different internal sensations. Rear-penetration such as ‘doggy’, woman on top, woman on her back, legs over her shoulders will give some very cool sensations, almost regardless the size of a penis

Not all pregnancies are welcome and all sexual partners are not always chosen with the kind of care that would be wise. But what needs to happen for a pregnancy to occur?

  • Sexual intercourse ending in ejaculation, or at least an opportunity for sperm to get to female ova.
  • No contraception or incorrectly used contraception.
  • Ovulation – the middle four days of a woman's 28-day cycle.

Many sexually transmitted diseases have no symptoms. For example, 80 percent of women infected with chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection that can cause infertility, experience no symptoms. When they do occur the symptoms of sexually transmitted infections can be varied; a change in vaginal discharge, irritation, pain having sex or during a period. You can also develop lumps or ulcers. If these sound familiar, consult with your doctor.

One in four women find it difficult to achieve orgasm. It takes the average woman 27 minutes to reach orgasm compared to 11 minutes for a man. So focus on foreplay and experiment with sexual positions that stimulate the clitoris and G spot. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles by clenching your pelvic muscles (as if you want to stop yourself passing urine) ten times in quick succession (repeat up to ten times a day). Some women never achieve orgasm but still have satisfying sex lives. Others can be disappointed because their first orgasm isn't earth moving.

Girls (and boys!) should have information by about age 8, some of which may be provided in school. Instructional books are helpful, but mothers should also share their own personal experiences with their daughters, including when their periods first started and what it felt like, and how, like many things, it wasn't such a big deal after a while.

Depending on the child's age, you can say that the baby grows from an egg in the mommy's womb, pointing to your stomach, and comes out of a special place, called the vagina. There is no need to explain the act of lovemaking because very young children will not understand the concept.

However, you can say that when a man and a woman love each other, they like to be close to one another. Tell them that the man's sperm joins the woman's egg and then the baby begins to grow. Most children under the age of 6 will accept this answer. Age-appropriate books on the subject are also helpful. Answer your child's question in a straightforward manner, and you will probably find that she is satisfied with a little information at a time.

By the time a child is 3 years of age, parents may choose to use the correct anatomical words. They may sound clinical, but there is no reason why the proper label should not be used when the child is capable of saying it. These words - penis, vagina, etc. - should be stated matter-of-factly, with no implied silliness. That way, the child learns to use them in a direct manner, without embarrassment.

In fact, this is what most parents do. A Gallup Poll showed that 67% of parents use actual names to refer to male and female body parts.

Q. My wife and I have been married for three years and have one kid and we are expecting another child soon. Recently, I discovered that my wife has a secret desire to have one-night-stand with other men. She is sexually quite active but is a little shy because of which we do not have a very great sex life. Do you think encouraging her to have such a fling will improve our sex life. I really want my wife to have sex with other men. Please advice.

A. You say that your wife happens to be "little shy" but also happens to be a nymph! Your fantasy seems a bit too far-fetched. Don't even think of suggesting such a mis-adventure to your wife. You should really be mad to do such a thing and take a risk.

Editor's Note: Friends, I have seen many crazy people in my life but this guy takes the cake! Wanting his wife to have one night stand with other men? Must say his wife is very lucky. ;-) On a serious note, do you share his idea of having an extra-marital fling to spice up your sex life? Please post your thoughts in the comments.

I have mentioned a few steps below:

Step One
Calculate when your period is due. If you have a regular cycle and you keep track of it, a late period is one of the earliest signs of pregnancy.

Step Two
Notice any other changes in your body. Are you extremely sleepy? Are your breasts tender? Are you moody? Though sometimes subtle, these changes can be clear indicators.

Step Three
Buy a home pregnancy test at a pharmacy or grocery store, or online. Choose one with two tests per box so you can double-check your results.

Step Four
Test after you miss a period, or 14 days after you think you conceived.

Step Five
Read and follow the test instructions carefully. Some tell you to urinate in a cup; others say to urinate right on the test stick.

Step Six
If the test is positive, make an appointment with your doctor to confirm with other tests and a physical exam.

Step Seven
Retest after a few days if the test is negative and you still suspect that you're pregnant.

Do the test first thing in the morning, when hormone concentrations are highest.

Home tests claim to be 97 percent accurate. When there are mistakes, they're usually false negatives; false positives are very rare.

Smoking causes male sexual impotence.Smoking increases the risk of erectile dysfunction by around 50 percent for men in their 30s and 40s. Diabetes, high cholesterol levels and drugs used to treat high blood pressure are also important risk factors.

During an erection, large quantities of blood flows, under pressure, into the penile arteries. This causes the veins which drain the penis to become compressed, so preventing the immediate outflow of blood. This process is significantly impaired by smoking.

1. Less blood flows into the penis if the inflow route is blocked by long term build-up of fatty deposits in the arteries (atherosclerosis) caused, in part, by smoking.

2. Rapid contractions in penile tissue, a direct an immediate result of nicotine stimulation in the brain, restrict arterial blood flow into the penis. This is known as acute vasospasm.

3. The valve mechanism that traps blood in the penis is impaired as a result of nicotine in the blood stream. This is known as venous dilation.

The damage caused by smoking to male sexual health also includes:

Reduced volume of ejaculate
Lowered sperm count
Abnormal sperm shape
Impaired sperm motility

So dont let your sex life go up in a smoke, if you know what I mean. Take care my friend and think about quitting smoking.

Proper eye contact is extremely important when it comes to asserting dominance. A truly dominant man or woman can influence a less dominant person with the subtlest of glances. When two dominant people are vying for the role of leader, however, subtlety is no longer an option. Your vixen will try to dominate you by staring straight into your eyes and giving you a wicked grin that promises sexual submission on her terms. Most men, when faced with a woman like this, turn to jelly and happily let her do whatever she pleases. To dominate a dominant woman, however, it’s crucial you don’t fall for this move. Lower your eyelids slightly and stare back while returning that wicked little grin; this tells her she’s going to have to do much better than that if she wants to play Dom. It also tells her you’re capable of the same tricks, which will make her wonder what else you’ve got up your sleeve. While these thoughts are going through her mind, she’s likely to break eye contact and look away -- this is a good indication she’s open to being dominated.

Different things sexually arouse different people and what turns people on varies from person to person. The important thing to remember is not to pressurise your partner into doing anything she is not comfortable with. Urinating on a person during sex is commonly called a "golden shower" and the most common body parts to be urinated on are the face, breasts, buttocks and genitals. There is a risk that some infection can be passed through urine. So it is best to aim below the neck at unbroken skin in order to minimize risks.

Having sex doesn't cause any physical changes in the body; perhaps emotional, but not physical. Through the sexual life of a female, there will be many occurrences when a period comes late and other pregnancy symptoms occur. Most of the time, just when a woman thinks she is definitely pregnant, the period comes. The best thing that you can do is to get a pregnancy test done and that way, both of you will know for sure. Sometimes a period can be weeks late without pregnancy. Most people in your situation are worried of getting their girlfriend pregnant. Don't worry, she'll be fine.

Most women have a few hairs growing around their nipples. Usually these can be tamed by regularly plucking them out. It is best not to shave them, as this leaves a blunt hair shaft that will grow through, feeling more stubbly and appearing more noticeable.

Priapism is a prolonged and painful erection of the penis, which can last for several hours up to a few days. It is caused when blood flows to the penis, but is then unable to drain back. Treatment often involves draining the penis with a needle placed on the side. Some medication acts on the blood vessels and can also be injected to help shrink the blood vessels and decrease blood flow into the penis. This condition should be treated immediately, as scars can set in if left untreated and even cause impotence.

This noisy emission, commonly referred to as a queef, is air escaping your vagina. When you're aroused, your vagina expands to allow room for your partner's penis. His thrusting during intercourse pushes air into you, which fills the space in the inner part of your vagina that has expanded. A shift in body position or a deep thrust can force that air out, resulting in the fart-like sound. It's also possible to queef post orgasm, when air is expelled as the vagina returns to its pre-aroused state.

There is no safe time to have unprotected sex if you wish to avoid pregnancy and STDs. Even unprotected sex during a girl's period can result in pregnancy and it also increases the risk of HIV transmission. Although women are generally only fertile for a few days every month, sperm can survive inside the body for several days. This means a woman can potentially become pregnant over quite a long period of time. If she has irregular periods, "safe" days can be particularly difficult to predict.

Aastha, a newly-launched paan-flavoured condom, customised for commercial sex workers (CSWs) is slowly gaining popularity in the Mumbai's red light areas.

The Aastha condom is highly lubricated, does not tear easily and is packaged in a shampoo-like sachet so that CSWs do not shy away from carrying it when they visit customers’ houses.

Aastha Project—by Family Health International (FHI) of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, developed a new flavour keeping in mind the preferences of the community. A test of chocolate, strawberry, banana and paan was carried out and there was preference for the paan flavour.

Has anyone here tried the new paan-flavoured condoms. Please post your experience in the comments. I am sure it must have been quite tasty!

This is the oldest surviving condom in the world.

The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users manual, written in Latin.

The manual suggests that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases.

The antique, found in Lund in Sweden, is made of pig intestine. Its a funny co-incidence about where it was found.

It goes without saying that clean hands and neat fingernails are key if you plan on going exploring, but what you might not realize is that diving in and honing in on her clitoris to start with might not be your best plan of attack. Your fingers are nimble: use them to your advantage. Stroke her thighs on your way and caress the areas on either side of her clitoris, including her labia, before gently making the first contact. A lot of women may find direct pressure uncomfortable, so try aiming just below or just above her clitoris and making small circular movements. Because the clitoris actually extends well into her entire pelvic region, rest assured that her enjoyment will only be enhanced by full manual coverage.

Just a note on pressure: Be sure not to get too rough with her sensitive areas before you get to know what she likes and are clear on your understanding of the clitoris. A light touch will be more successful on most women, and those who need a little more are probably going to get frustrated with your restraint and beg for a harder touch. Sounds like a win-win situation to us.


There are different styles and fits of condoms that will look different once placed on the penis. Flare condoms are wider over the head of the penis, form-fitting condoms are tighter and make an indent shape over the head, while regular condoms are straight and looser on both sides. Chances are you have air trapped in the shaft because you’re using a flared- or regular-fitting condom.

The size of your penis will also play a role in how the condom fits, but unless you’re buying the XL variety of prophylactics, your condom of choice should be doing the job, air pockets and all.

Weak erections occur when there is insufficient blood flow to the penis, which can be caused by smoking, drinking and eating a high-fat diet. If you don’t smoke or drink excessively, and if you’re eating a healthy diet, psychological issues like low self-esteem or nervousness before sex might be the cause of your weak erection.

Try to eliminate the possible causes, and if you still don’t experience the kind of erection you had “back in the day,” seek the advice of a professional. Weak erections are not only important to treat because they don’t provide proper stimulation for your partner, but also because they can also lead to premature ejaculation.

1. Viagra
Men being treated for erectile dysfunction should salute the working stiffs of Merthyr Tydfil, the Welsh hamlet where, in 1992 trials, the gravity-defying side effects of a new angina drug first popped up. Previously, the blue-collar town was known for producing a different kind of iron.

2. LSD
Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann took the world's first acid hit in 1943, when he touched a smidge of lysergic acid diethylamide, a chemical he had researched for inducing childbirth. He later tried a bigger dose and made another discovery: the bad trip.

3. X-rays
Several 19th-century scientists toyed with the penetrating rays emitted when electrons strike a metal target. But the x-ray wasn't discovered until 1895, when German egghead Wilhelm Röntgen tried sticking various objects in front of the radiation - and saw the bones of his hand projected on a wall.

4. Penicillin
Scottish scientist Alexander Fleming was researching the flu in 1928 when he noticed that a blue-green mold had infected one of his petri dishes - and killed the staphylococcus bacteria growing in it. All hail sloppy lab work!

5. Artificial sweeteners
Speaking of botched lab jobs, three leading pseudo-sugars reached human lips only because scientists forgot to wash their hands. Cyclamate (1937) and aspartame (1965) are byproducts of medical research, and saccharin (1879) appeared during a project on coal tar derivatives. Yummy.

6. Microwave ovens
Microwave emitters (or magnetrons) powered Allied radar in WWII. The leap from detecting Nazis to nuking nachos came in 1946, after a magnetron melted a candy bar in Raytheon engineer Percy Spencer's pocket.

7. Brandy
Medieval wine merchants used to boil the H20 out of wine so their delicate cargo would keep better and take up less space at sea. Before long, some intrepid soul - our money's on a sailor - decided to bypass the reconstitution stage, and brandy was born. Pass the Courvoisier!

8. Vulcanized rubber
Rubber rots badly and smells worse, unless it's vulcanized. Ancient Mesoamericans had their own version of the process, but Charles Goodyear rediscovered it in 1839 when he unintentionally (well, at least according to most accounts) dropped a rubber-sulfur compound onto a hot stove.

9. Silly Putty
In the early 1940s, General Electric scientist James Wright was working on artificial rubber for the war effort when he mixed boric acid and silicon oil. V-J Day didn't come any sooner, but comic strip image-stretching practically became a national pastime.

10. Potato chips
Chef George Crum concocted the perfect sandwich complement in 1853 when - to spite a customer who complained that his fries were cut too thick - he sliced a potato paper-thin and fried it to a crisp. Needless to say, the diner couldn't eat just one.

Think how global warming has indeed changed our dressing habits.

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active.
The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital.
"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically."
The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"
The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"
The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.

14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they “high five” each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don’t exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.

19. There’s a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses love to suck patient’s cocks.

22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches… or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to keep reminding her to “suck it”.

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don’t have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.

Actress Kiran Rathod completly dreched in rain in wet saree.

I’m happy to say your doubts can be put aside because women actually love bigger, thicker penises! So If you are only 19 and have a 16cm shaft, you can expect to be very sexually active in the years to come. I know as an active lover, there’s nothing that satisfies me more than feeling a large stiff penis fill every inch of my dripping wet hole!

And you say that you have a curve too? Well, more good news! Some women actually prefer a bending cock because it reaches places inside them that most men just aren’t capable of! So to answer your question, being large and in charge is more of a blessing than a curse and you shouldn’t have much to worry about!


As a horny, sexually active woman myself, I know just what you’re talking about! You say you’re time in bed increases significantly when you use a condom? Well, this is because the lubrication on the rubber dulls down the pleasure of feeling your throbbing penis lodged tightly against your lover’s insides. So because you can’t feel your package directly in her wet warm pussy, it won’t take you as long to blow your load! As opposed to without a condom; this is why it takes you a shorter amount of time to cum. But no need to worry, your stamina will get better with experience!


A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.

He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

Your Comments : How many of you would try out a musical condom. And more importantly what music would you like it to play? Please post your thoughts in the comments.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

1. Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

Also in Australia , the Australian emergency number 000 can be dialled whilst your mobile phone keyboard is locked. This is another reason why 000 receives so many false emergency calls!

2. Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editors Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!"

3. Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!:

star-hash-zero-six-hash

* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Not only the above, but also in Australia your stolen phone is added to a "Stolen Mobile Phone" database, so if your phone is found later on it can be returned to you.

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."


Well first off, congratulations on your marriage! Hopefully with my help, your honeymoon will be one unforgettable sexual excursion! If you really want to satisfy your woman, you have to make sure you take the time to pleasure her every fantasy! You should start off slow and romantic, and gradually work your way to foreplay. As a very sexually active woman myself, I know I love when my man gives me all the attention and licks me from head to toe!

You want to tease her until she is begging for your long shaft inside of her! As far as how long it takes before you ejaculate; try changing positions whenever you feel like you’re about to blow your load. You can also consider masturbating before intercourse to increase your stamina! Good luck, and write back anytime!


First of all, the G-spot is easiest to locate when a woman is sexually aroused, so don't stint on your foreplay first. (You knew I would get that in!)

To locate the G-spot, face your partner while she is lying on her back and insert your index or long middle finger into her vagina as far as it will easily go. Then crook it upward toward yourself in a "come hither" motion, sliding your fingertip along the top of the vagina until you find an area that is rougher than the rest of that vaginal wall. (Make sure you have your fingernails clipped short and buffed before you do this -- sharp fingernails will definitely spoil the effort.) This rough or slightly ridged area is the "G-spot," and touching it will often cause a woman to react with surprise or pleasure.


Its a very debatable topic. The reason why is that there's no straightforward answer; there are simply too many variables involved. Duration, intensity, effort, frequency, and even position all affect the number of calories burned during masturbation.

But to give you a sense of just how much of a workout you're getting, here's a stat: A 130-pound man will burn about seven calories for every five minutes of vigorous sex. Keeping in mind that vigorous sex uses a lot more muscles than going solo, don't expect to see people passing up on the gym in favor of porn and some good lube anytime soon.

Ask your boyfriend what he really likes and watch his reactions to everything you do to him in bed. Giving him what he enjoys might be more important than knowing where his most sensitive spots are.

To answer your question simply; the place with the highest density of nerve endings on a man's body is called the frenulum. The frenulum is found on the underside of the penis, just behind the head. Approach this area with caution, as many men report that it is so sensitive that they don't enjoy too much direct stimulation. Most men prefer a gentle lick or tap.


If you really want to please your boyfriend, pay close attention to his reactions and have him tell you or show you what he wants. The fact that you care so much and are trying so hard to please him will go a long way.



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If you want to try something that is clinically proven to up the ante on your sexual abilities, then this is the science-based cure you've been looking for

WHAT IS IT?
Axcil is a safe, fast-acting natural product that promises to help men to maintain firmer and long-lasting erections and enjoy a more fulfilling sex life. Even men who are healthy can use Axcil as it's been clinically proven to be safe and highly-effective at increasing both erectile function and sexual desire.

WHO IS IT FOR?
It's for both of you. But literally speaking, it's for you. You can either take the pills one to three hours before you plan to have sex, or you can take them every other day to maintain high performance all the time. Axcil's effects may be noticeable in as quickly as 30 minutes and last for up to 48 hours, and with all-natural ingredients like L-Arginine, ginkgo, guava, Panax ginseng, safflower, ginger, and Indian woodapple, chances are it'll work wonders for you.

HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE IT?
If you weren't able to get an erection at all before and this helps, then I recommend that you mention to your significant other that you're taking this. But if you're already a healthy man and simply want to add a little kick to your sex life, then you don't have to say a thing.

HOW SEXY IS IT?
7/10
It's not exactly a toy, but it won't scare or harm you or your partner.

If you want to last longer in the sack and make a lasting impression on the woman you've got in there with you, then Prolong is the product you've been searching for.

WHAT IS IT?
By helping increase the blood flow to the penis to maintain an erection for a prolonged period of time, Prolong is a natural alternative to mainstream prescription drugs. Ingredients include Cordyceps (which improves internal function and immunity, and strengthens metabolism), Ginkgo Biloba (increases blood flow to the brain, hands, feet, and genitals) and American Ginseng (increases energy).

WHO IS IT FOR?
This herbal concoction is for you. Of course, you will be satisfying her... nevertheless, Prolong will help you last longer, in turn, increasing your confidence (and erection) in the bedroom.
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HOW DO YOU USE IT?
Recommended use is to take one pill one hour before you plan to have sex. Do not take Prolong if you have high blood pressure, are under the influence of alcohol or have taken drugs that contain glonoin. Also, do not take more than one pill a day.

HOW SEXY IS IT?
7/10
It is a box of pills that's easy to carry around. That's harmless enough.

WHAT IS IT?
Liberator is a patented positioning system that's designed to help couples elevate and angle their way into a host of new positions unlike anything they've ever experienced. Liberator will take your sex life to new heights. Props include the Wedge, Ramp, Cube, and Stage. Each and every piece is stain resistant and lightweight, and covered in microfiber.

WHO IS IT FOR?
It's for both of you. If you sometimes wish you could get deeper into her, now you can. Every position you've ever tried before will feel 10 times better with these props.

HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE IT?
Tell your girl that you suspect your mattress is holding your sex life hostage and that sex without these positioning devices is leaving you flat. Tell her that there are positions and sensations she's never experienced before, and that you and Liberator will free her from the restrictions of sex on a flat surface.

HOW SEXY IS IT?
9/10
It feels soft, it doesn't look threatening and it's so good for sex.

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